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Cassie Tee

Cassie is the COOLEST chick you will ever meet. She is the sexual dinosaur that revs all men's engines. REAL DEFINITION: she is the sweetest girl you have ever met, and she aint no whore but she falls easily to pure pressure, and gives in easily to most people. If your one of those dicks that would use her, YOU CAN GO SHIT YOUR PANTS YOU MOOSEFUCKING CHILD MOLESTING BASTARD THAT EATS CHALK. She is down to earth and caring. She is known around the school, not for popularity, but that sweet personality that is loveable and generous. She would give her lunch to someone who had none. She has long straight beautiful brown hair, brown/hazel eyes, and developed cheek bones that give her a beautiful smile. She grew up with brothers so her hobbies arent giggling and shopping, theyre fun outdoor stuff like archery, fishing,camping,and target practice. She also loves Call of duty 3(while eating poptarts) Beware though she has been walked on and used before( SAUL YOU STUPID DICK)... and lets just say her brothers didnt let it end up well with this guy., so dont screw with this chick, it probably means your untimely death. She is a beautiful girl with a sweet spirit a loving heart, a couple freckles and the biggest breasts ever seen. shes got a cute figure and is short for her age. shes the kind of person you can tell anything to and the beans wont spill . So Confide in any cassie you meet cause there trustworthy, fun, spontaneous and doesnt need to be your girlfriend for you to love her

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27
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