Carola Mug
Carolas are gorgeous, but my Carola is AWESOME, she is so fckng adorable, I would like to hold her and kiss her all the stu.pid day. Unfortunately, I can't, she is far far away from me and sometimes I think she is still in love with her ex girlfriend. Yes, my Carola is gay, I'm gay. She is the most gay girl in the world, she is the girl with the biggest heart in the world. She likes to broke hearts some of the times, but she likes you, even if she don't say a word about it. She is always working, she is always bussy, she is always mad at her mom, but she still loves her so much. She loves what she does, she loves drawing, she love designing, she loves telling me I'm the most dramatic girl in the world. She loves Taylor Swift, she loves to sleep, she loves milk, even if I say that she is lying. She hates cats, she hates my cats more than everything. She hates cigarrettes, or drugs or swearwords. She hates agricultural music. Carola always wears a rainbow bracelet, and a square ring. She is always telling me Grumpy. If you even have the privilege of kissing her, you will fall in love on her for sure. (I hope not...) She knows that I want her to be MY girl, but she does not want it to happen. Maybe later, she is always saying, maybe later. Despite that, I still love her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup