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The basic culture of California is dishonesty. People lie, cheat, and steal with abandon, and those are your friends. The overall attitude is an arrogant "better than thou" with over the top social abuse. The people are generally good-looking with well kept bodies, and are active in the outdoors. But it doesn't mean much because of the extraordinary shallowness here. Bodies are more important than the person him/her self. Making money and sex is everything. So lots of partying and "fun", because that is the meaning of life to them. Doesn't get any deeper than that. Expect to get dissed as a matter of everyday life, because in California you are what you look like as if you were a character in the movies. The social structure is medieval. The government is corrupt, schools are corrupt, the medical system is corrupt, and the police are corrupt. All these institutions regularly abuse people in astounding ways, neglect their basic jobs, and treat you according to some invisible social hierarchy. Kind of like the "nobility" that rapes the "peasantry" because they can. It is the least ethical state in which I've lived. If you are shallow, arrogant, materialistic, abusive to "inferiors", unethical, dishonest, think lying is ok, and love to steal from your friends, that the body itself is the most important thing about a person, that life has no meaning other than partying, you'll do well here. Extraordinary selfishness abounds here. Californians like to think they are diverse and compassionate, but in fact, they just don't care about you. Think gay. California is not compassionate about gays, they just don't care about them as people. The homeless situation is the same. I never saw so much homelessness anywhere. They just don't care about anyone except themselves. I've seen a good-looking woman in a Mercedes hit a well dressed man with her car as she was driving out of a parking garage, then become annoyed and impatient because some slob ran into her car. Californians like to think their state is the most beautiful in the world, that no other place of equal natural beauty exists on this planet, and that they are crime-free, not like the East coast which is all about crime (in their minds). They like to think they are progressive, when in fact all they like to do is put in their two cents, with no larger thought than "listen to me" ... say something. They talk the talk, but do not walk the walk. You can not find a more hypocritical culture anywhere. So if you are shallow, materialistic, have a good body, and worship money as if it were a god, you will like it here. If you are looking for a meaningful life and good relationships, forget about it.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.

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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.

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Rowan P. Apr 28

This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing

Luke K. Apr 28

War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.

ha h. Apr 28

Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.

Michael T. Apr 28

I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother

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Super Funny Mug 😂

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joe M. Apr 25

This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help

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The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.

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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy

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