CAHK Mug
(noun) Chomo Attracted Hunting Knife. The only acceptable response for those who recognize, validate, or identify as Minor Attracted Persons, or MAPs. Chomo Attracted Hunting Knives or, CAHK is an umbrella term that includes all chomo attracted hunting knives rather than just knives in general. The list includes, but is not limited to the following: Skinner: (Typically has a wide, short blade. The edge is strong and has little to no flexibility or spring. Useful in removing the hides of its targets.) Guthook: (Blade in which the spine has a sharpened semi-circle ground into it. Often used by hunters for field dressing, the "hook" in the spine is placed in a small cut in the the underside of the target and pulled like a zipper. Its purpose is to split the skin of the target in gutting operations of field dressing by hooking over the skin, and being pulled along to sever it. The small hook opens the abdomen of the target without slicing into the muscle, possibly affecting the quality of the meat.) Shank/Shiv: (An improvised cutting or stabbing implement. A shank, or shiv starts its life as anything ranging from a glass shard with fabric tightly wrapped around one end, to a razor blade stuck in the end of a toothbrush. Often lovingly fashioned and enthusiastically applied by members of the cell block to the chest and neck areas of inmates who fall into the category of "Minor Attracted Persons".)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!