Awesome Sauce Mug
The thrid greatest substance in existance, the other two in order being frog king and frog king with awesome sauce. This phrase represents an extremly rare event or occurance that is awesome beyond all ability to measure to the point that it should never be forgotten and a memorial built in it's honor. An event so epic that only frog king could make it better, especially when combined with the awesome sauce. It is rumored that the atomic bombs used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki used Awesome Sauce, when they exploded the release of so much awesome is what destroyed both cities and the residual awesomness is still having an effect on the nation today. Another rumor states that every god in existance obtained their power by consuming awesome sauce, the reason they were worshiped, but over time the power of the sauce wore off and the religion quickly fell apart shortly after. It is beleived that when one partakes of awesome sauce, they can impregnate a thousand virgins through nothing more than looking at them, a power rumored to be posessed by many rock and metal artists. In recent years though individuals who are short-sighted have begun to use awesome sauce to describe event in their lives that either A) nobody cares about but them or B) are no more awesome than mindblowing in nature, a level that is several tiers below that of awesome sauce, and therefore undeserving of the title.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup