ambassador Mug
The key to understanding the word AMBASSADOR is the word in the middle, "bass." "Bass" has two main meanings with separate pronunciations. Our focus is NOT on the musical instrument "bass" (rhymes with "base") but on the FISH bass (rhymes with "ass") which has to do with "ambassador's" terminology, its origins in Europe. Bass is delicious and was in high demand in European countries like Portugal, Iceland, and Greece. Angling was common. Many men would go off to work on commercial fishing vessels, with bass being the main target. Unfortunately, the larger bass, like Hogzillas and Big Mommas, exuded a strong smell, which daily caused fishermen to suffer ailments such as headaches, migraines, nausea. This had a negative effect on the daily catch. Losing profits was unacceptable. In an effort to counter the detrimental effects of the offending stench, the fishermen figured out that cutting off the bass's noses would negate the offending smell. They took turns working an hour at a time exclusively on cutting off the bass's noses, or, "amputate" the fish's noses so they won't smell anymore, and therefore no one will get sick anymore. The first syllable of AMBASSADOR comes from, "AMputate." Second syllable is BASS. The ending of AMBASSADOR, "ador," is an Estonian transliteration of "odor," an unpleasant "smell" Hence the word AMBASSADOR is derived from AMputate BASS's ODOR.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image