ambassador Tee
The key to understanding the word AMBASSADOR is the word in the middle, "bass." "Bass" has two main meanings with separate pronunciations. Our focus is NOT on the musical instrument "bass" (rhymes with "base") but on the FISH bass (rhymes with "ass") which has to do with "ambassador's" terminology, its origins in Europe. Bass is delicious and was in high demand in European countries like Portugal, Iceland, and Greece. Angling was common. Many men would go off to work on commercial fishing vessels, with bass being the main target. Unfortunately, the larger bass, like Hogzillas and Big Mommas, exuded a strong smell, which daily caused fishermen to suffer ailments such as headaches, migraines, nausea. This had a negative effect on the daily catch. Losing profits was unacceptable. In an effort to counter the detrimental effects of the offending stench, the fishermen figured out that cutting off the bass's noses would negate the offending smell. They took turns working an hour at a time exclusively on cutting off the bass's noses, or, "amputate" the fish's noses so they won't smell anymore, and therefore no one will get sick anymore. The first syllable of AMBASSADOR comes from, "AMputate." Second syllable is BASS. The ending of AMBASSADOR, "ador," is an Estonian transliteration of "odor," an unpleasant "smell" Hence the word AMBASSADOR is derived from AMputate BASS's ODOR.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating