ambassador Tee
The key to understanding the word AMBASSADOR is the word in the middle, "bass." "Bass" has two main meanings with separate pronunciations. Our focus is NOT on the musical instrument "bass" (rhymes with "base") but on the FISH bass (rhymes with "ass") which has to do with "ambassador's" terminology, its origins in Europe. Bass is delicious and was in high demand in European countries like Portugal, Iceland, and Greece. Angling was common. Many men would go off to work on commercial fishing vessels, with bass being the main target. Unfortunately, the larger bass, like Hogzillas and Big Mommas, exuded a strong smell, which daily caused fishermen to suffer ailments such as headaches, migraines, nausea. This had a negative effect on the daily catch. Losing profits was unacceptable. In an effort to counter the detrimental effects of the offending stench, the fishermen figured out that cutting off the bass's noses would negate the offending smell. They took turns working an hour at a time exclusively on cutting off the bass's noses, or, "amputate" the fish's noses so they won't smell anymore, and therefore no one will get sick anymore. The first syllable of AMBASSADOR comes from, "AMputate." Second syllable is BASS. The ending of AMBASSADOR, "ador," is an Estonian transliteration of "odor," an unpleasant "smell" Hence the word AMBASSADOR is derived from AMputate BASS's ODOR.
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Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.