Amaryllis Mug
a name for a great person, don't get on her bad side or you'll be sad you did. /she is sweet but headstrong, she loves vampires and gettin bitten on the neck, and also loves to grind it! She is a good friend, she'll always have your back, she'll fight for you, she'll die for you. Most trustworthy person you will ever know. Loves horses, kinda boy crazy, but will stick to your side no matter what. A tough Cowgirl who don't take shit from no one. You'll always find her with a horse or a romance book in her hand. Doesn't eat beef, Loves cows and likes to tell you about how some restraunts feed you ostrich. She'll cry with you, laugh with you, run/dance naked through the back pasture while listenin to "she don't know she's beautiful" and make naked wish's with you at 11:11 She's adventerous, is up to any challenge, won't back down from a fight, and can tough it out better then any hardcore cowboy. She'll do anyting with you, ex.1 pee in a random toilet on the side of the road, hitchhike, she'll tell you her deepest darkest secrets and willl trust you with them. she Loves hott guys! exspecially hott half-naked cowboys. She'll want to ride horse while naked and will go play in the woods in the dark (because she ain't scared of the darkness) She'll also love layin in the middle of your road with you while watchin the clouds and/or stars go by. She'll hide under a bed with you, and sneak out windows in hippy skirts with you and will walk through corn fields in the middle of night with you. Ryllis will be the best friend you'll ever find and/or have. So better keep a hold of any Ryllis you come in contact with Because they are rare and don't come often.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant