Amaryllis Tee
a name for a great person, don't get on her bad side or you'll be sad you did. /she is sweet but headstrong, she loves vampires and gettin bitten on the neck, and also loves to grind it! She is a good friend, she'll always have your back, she'll fight for you, she'll die for you. Most trustworthy person you will ever know. Loves horses, kinda boy crazy, but will stick to your side no matter what. A tough Cowgirl who don't take shit from no one. You'll always find her with a horse or a romance book in her hand. Doesn't eat beef, Loves cows and likes to tell you about how some restraunts feed you ostrich. She'll cry with you, laugh with you, run/dance naked through the back pasture while listenin to "she don't know she's beautiful" and make naked wish's with you at 11:11 She's adventerous, is up to any challenge, won't back down from a fight, and can tough it out better then any hardcore cowboy. She'll do anyting with you, ex.1 pee in a random toilet on the side of the road, hitchhike, she'll tell you her deepest darkest secrets and willl trust you with them. she Loves hott guys! exspecially hott half-naked cowboys. She'll want to ride horse while naked and will go play in the woods in the dark (because she ain't scared of the darkness) She'll also love layin in the middle of your road with you while watchin the clouds and/or stars go by. She'll hide under a bed with you, and sneak out windows in hippy skirts with you and will walk through corn fields in the middle of night with you. Ryllis will be the best friend you'll ever find and/or have. So better keep a hold of any Ryllis you come in contact with Because they are rare and don't come often.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..