Alix Mug
Oh my fucking god. Don't even get me started. This bitch doesn't need anyone to gas her up cause she is so fucking fire in every way possible, but that doesn't mean I'm not gunna take the time to gas her up. You think you've ever met someone this great, well you haven't. She may be a freak and a bit of a carnival act if you will, but thats what you need and you fucking know it. Alix is 5 foot 7 inches, with beautiful brown hair, amazing brown eyes and she writes 5's on all of her shoes and stuff. Maybe she writes this because she is five feet tall, or maybe it is something much deeper, we will never know but that doesn't fucking matter because it is sick. Alix may not know how fucking sick she is but everyone around her does and is lucky to be around her. If you get to know Alix don't take advantage of it, hold onto every minute you have with Alix. She is also very prone to tummy aches and the grumblies but its ok just rub her tummy and give her a hug and it will all be better. (If its not stick a tube down her throat and figure out what it is thats going on in that lil belly)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!