Alix Tee
Oh my fucking god. Don't even get me started. This bitch doesn't need anyone to gas her up cause she is so fucking fire in every way possible, but that doesn't mean I'm not gunna take the time to gas her up. You think you've ever met someone this great, well you haven't. She may be a freak and a bit of a carnival act if you will, but thats what you need and you fucking know it. Alix is 5 foot 7 inches, with beautiful brown hair, amazing brown eyes and she writes 5's on all of her shoes and stuff. Maybe she writes this because she is five feet tall, or maybe it is something much deeper, we will never know but that doesn't fucking matter because it is sick. Alix may not know how fucking sick she is but everyone around her does and is lucky to be around her. If you get to know Alix don't take advantage of it, hold onto every minute you have with Alix. She is also very prone to tummy aches and the grumblies but its ok just rub her tummy and give her a hug and it will all be better. (If its not stick a tube down her throat and figure out what it is thats going on in that lil belly)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart