5north
Commonly referred to as "the best floor in Essex Hall," (University of Western Ontario) it's 2007/2008 floor members frequently participate in large amounts of drinking, floorcesting, and frolicking. The 5North Family consists of many ridiculously good-looking kids, several boys who enjoy spooning together, a rock bass, genie and a minger. They can often be seen hanging out in their hallway, giving and receiving hickeys, licking, dry humping and fondling one another. When they aren't in the hall, they are most likely involved in some mafia, or arm tickling and complaining about the teeth of fucking dogs on the lower floors. One of the floor's most popular features is their minger's v-jay, which is known for it's exquisite caves, cozy entity, and ability to save it's family members' lives. The group is immensely self-absorbed, but for all the right reasons, and have convinced themselves that several floors do not exist, (ie. 5South). Some of their favorite activities include classy wine & cheese parties, drinking Bailey's on Sunday nights, and eating pad-thai while watching Borat. Several floor members also have a fort-nightly tradition of fried potatoes and broccoli with cheese at midnight. As for floorcesting, not only every suite but also almost every room can be considered to be involved in a messy web of one-night stands, fornication and oral treats. They have replaced Essex in the popular frosh-week chant, and have been heard on buses sloppily screaming "5North is so hot right now." Despite the floor's reputation, it's a fact that everyone who's not on 5North wants to be there.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
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