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gin blossoms: A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.

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New Meta: New changes/updates to keep video games healthy that usually upset other players due to having to re-adjust to these changes.

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slutty waistline: "im tired of people and their slutty waists" basically hot toned stomachs

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moo point: a cow's opinion, it doesnt matter

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Fast Paced Environment: Corporate speak for overworked and underpaid.

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newgen: cool way to say noob newgen is someone new to a community or concept short for new generation

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debait: Baiting someone into debating you by asking a seemingly innocent question only to try to argue with you when you respond.

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blarse: A Scottish slang term describing a small behind or backside, often used humorously or affectionately. Typically refers to someone whose back is leading directly into their notably petite rear end.

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chemsex: chemical (drugs) + sex. it means having sex while being high on drugs

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Focus Pocus: An intense state of concentration or effort-usually on behalf of your money and what you're going to do to get it. Origin: Vallejo, Ca

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Cupid Stunt: An obvious euphemism for an vulgar insult originating from British tv in the 1970s, Cupid Stunt is the name of a starlet drag character invented and performed by the comedian Kenny Everett.

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bullshido: A catch-all term for bullshit in the martial arts community. Bullshido comes in various degrees of severity, and what constitutes bullshido is often contested. This term, along with McDojoism, is often used by proponents of MMA to describe the traditional arts (especially as they are practiced in the states). Bullshido.com (mcdojo.com) is often cited as the origin of this word, but this is not likely (as the word was in common useage before the site began).

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hench: London slang. nouns: 1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it. 2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with 3) huge verbs: 1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight.

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wonk: a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

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𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓿𝓻𝓸: Supposed to be “hello bro” but in a 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 font and bro is spelled as vro

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Wallah: Wallah (In Arabic: والله) An Arabic word means "I swear to god", it's also used to ask somebody to swear to god.

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gar: To like a male character or individual for being a cool, powerful badass. Derived from a typo ('gar' instead of 'gay') on 4chan's /a/nime image board when referring to Archer from the H-game and anime series "Fate Stay Night".

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weekend warrior: 1. A person who has a boring rat race job, and compensates by being irresponsible during the weekend.

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gyopo: A Korean lexicon (also spelled, kyopo) used to define a native Korean who permanently resides in another country or land other than one of the two Koreas. However, if a gyopo returns to Korea, this one will lose his/her gyopo "status." There are several variations to the lexicon gyopo. For example, by adding the prefix "jemi" indicates that this gyopo resides in the United States. By adding the prefix "jeil" indicates that this gyopo resides in Japan. Korean-Americans (Koreans born in the U.S.) or any other Korean born in another country or land other than one of the two Koreas, are commonly termed as gyopos. This is incorrect, as gyopos are native Koreans who have left their homeland.

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Wisenheimer: Someone who thinks they are smarter than everyone else. Similar to know-it-all.

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Amish Airlines: Travel by train in America on slow clunky regular routes instead of flying.

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lewk: Any outfit you put a special amount of attention into constructing, potentially for an event or special occasion, usually with some sort of theme or reference you're attempting to invoke.

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hopecore: A genre of videos that invoke a feeling of hope, glee, wholeness, and most happy emotions. They can range to nostalgic clips, beautiful scenery, and usually have an audio of spliced together videos and songs.

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SCIENCE!: Subtly different from regular, or garden, science, SCIENCE! is when reality starts to break down in a haze of maniacal cackling. Any idiot can practise science. It takes a real psychotic genius to pull off SCIENCE! The capital letters and exclamation mark are important. Newtons laws of motion are science. Frankenstein's monster was SCIENCE! Performing SCIENCE! occasionally leads to angry mobs attacking your isolated castle, wielding pitchforks and burning torches.

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Squid: A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid' also see stunta

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litterbug: a person who throws trash on the street, grass, etc

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drongo: Australian slang: A "no-hoper" or fool. Derives from a racehorse of that name in the 1920's that never one a race out of 37 starts. Recruits to the RAAF in WWII earned the nickname "drongos". (Nothing to do with the class of bird -- drongo)

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Y'all Qaeda: "Trump's Base"

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