The Old Bill Tee
Centre of liberty, nobility and honour. The centre of existence where the sun shines forever and anon. The Old Bill is a symbol to the faithful inhabitants of the northern district of Liverpool called Evertonia. Old, true and loyal football supporters from the city of Liverpool hail from the shadow of the Old Bill and they exclusively support Everton Football Club, a club that represents the downtrodden and who encapsulates the notion that you love your homeland for eternity. The Old Bill is not immune to superficial decay as human neglect and the torments of the scouse weather can attack the ancient old brick which resembles a furnace when the shines upon on it. However, the greatest threat to the future of the Old Bill is the ravages inflicted on it by Der Kopite. Der Kopite has taken it upon himself to carry through the wholesale destruction of this venerable structure for the Der Kopite knows that the good men and women of the tree lined streets of Evertonia can only endure the misery of living in a Kopite controlled city by looking to the defiant spire of the Old Bill which can be seen through the whole of Evertonia and indeed to the very edges of the city of Liverpool. The consequences if the Old Bill were to crumble into dust can barely be comprehended but undoubtedly it would mean the ruination of Everton Football Club, the annhilation of the morale of the few good people left in Liverpool (a city controlled by eastern vermin who wear replica red shirts, drink pints of lager on sunday in a gangster controlled public house while watching 'their' football team, Liverpool F.C., play on the propaganda channel, Sky Sports) and finally as Dostoyevsky said "If the Old Bill does not exist, then everything is permitted". In short, NO OLD BILL=ANARCHY. Good men of Evertonia stand tall and fight back!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating