The Old Bill Hoodie
Centre of liberty, nobility and honour. The centre of existence where the sun shines forever and anon. The Old Bill is a symbol to the faithful inhabitants of the northern district of Liverpool called Evertonia. Old, true and loyal football supporters from the city of Liverpool hail from the shadow of the Old Bill and they exclusively support Everton Football Club, a club that represents the downtrodden and who encapsulates the notion that you love your homeland for eternity. The Old Bill is not immune to superficial decay as human neglect and the torments of the scouse weather can attack the ancient old brick which resembles a furnace when the shines upon on it. However, the greatest threat to the future of the Old Bill is the ravages inflicted on it by Der Kopite. Der Kopite has taken it upon himself to carry through the wholesale destruction of this venerable structure for the Der Kopite knows that the good men and women of the tree lined streets of Evertonia can only endure the misery of living in a Kopite controlled city by looking to the defiant spire of the Old Bill which can be seen through the whole of Evertonia and indeed to the very edges of the city of Liverpool. The consequences if the Old Bill were to crumble into dust can barely be comprehended but undoubtedly it would mean the ruination of Everton Football Club, the annhilation of the morale of the few good people left in Liverpool (a city controlled by eastern vermin who wear replica red shirts, drink pints of lager on sunday in a gangster controlled public house while watching 'their' football team, Liverpool F.C., play on the propaganda channel, Sky Sports) and finally as Dostoyevsky said "If the Old Bill does not exist, then everything is permitted". In short, NO OLD BILL=ANARCHY. Good men of Evertonia stand tall and fight back!
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.