The Old Bill Mug
Centre of liberty, nobility and honour. The centre of existence where the sun shines forever and anon. The Old Bill is a symbol to the faithful inhabitants of the northern district of Liverpool called Evertonia. Old, true and loyal football supporters from the city of Liverpool hail from the shadow of the Old Bill and they exclusively support Everton Football Club, a club that represents the downtrodden and who encapsulates the notion that you love your homeland for eternity. The Old Bill is not immune to superficial decay as human neglect and the torments of the scouse weather can attack the ancient old brick which resembles a furnace when the shines upon on it. However, the greatest threat to the future of the Old Bill is the ravages inflicted on it by Der Kopite. Der Kopite has taken it upon himself to carry through the wholesale destruction of this venerable structure for the Der Kopite knows that the good men and women of the tree lined streets of Evertonia can only endure the misery of living in a Kopite controlled city by looking to the defiant spire of the Old Bill which can be seen through the whole of Evertonia and indeed to the very edges of the city of Liverpool. The consequences if the Old Bill were to crumble into dust can barely be comprehended but undoubtedly it would mean the ruination of Everton Football Club, the annhilation of the morale of the few good people left in Liverpool (a city controlled by eastern vermin who wear replica red shirts, drink pints of lager on sunday in a gangster controlled public house while watching 'their' football team, Liverpool F.C., play on the propaganda channel, Sky Sports) and finally as Dostoyevsky said "If the Old Bill does not exist, then everything is permitted". In short, NO OLD BILL=ANARCHY. Good men of Evertonia stand tall and fight back!
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Customer Reviews
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!