starburst
"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures. What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency? Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!: 1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole 2. PLACE an ice pack on said area 3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing 4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes. 5. KILL time by having a wank
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
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