Griffin Mug
Once you find a Griffin in your life, never let him go. He is the funniest, coolest, cutest, and just a person everybody wants to be, or be with. His eyes are like water, soft and full of mystery. He makes you laugh to the point where you want to pee your pants. He's the class clown, the trouble maker, but he's the funniest and coolest guy you know. He's strong and independent. He is very athleticlly talented. He likes to play basketball with the guys in the gym, then likes to go skate with the guys at the park. He has a good sense of style and likes to wear clothes that make a statement. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him and just wants to have a good time. He's the type of guy that you could get a beer with at 10, have a threesome with at 11, then go get tacos with at 12. He's a legend and he knows it. He just wants to make everyone laugh, but on the inside he's the nicest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He makes you warm when he looks at you. He turns your most crappy days, into some of your best days, just by talking to you. He makes you laugh when you are sad, he makes you happy when you are mad, and makes you feel like the real person you are. So once you find a Griffin, never let him go. Also, he is a half lion, half unicorn.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!