Sex Story Mug
A story used to make sexual thoughts: Example) Lindsey had the hottests ass in the city. All the guys drooled at the sight of her. She was flawless in every way. I was lucky enough to be her neighbor so I could sneak peaks of her while she was in her backyard. While at home i got a text form Lindsey. I checked my phone and saw she asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. My dick rose and inch and grew hard immediately. I took a shit, shower, and shampoo as my dad always called it. I knocked on her door. She answered in a blatantly sexual tone. I could feel my cock hard as a rock. She was wearing only a thong and bra. I grasped her warm tities and unhooked her bra. She gave me a moan of approval. She swiftly stroked my boner and i could feel it bulging out of my shorts. She slid off my pants and began to give me a handjob. This was the greatest night of my life. I stroked her nipples and bit them. She started to give me head as I felt up her cunt with my love. She roared "EUHH" as she began to have her first of many orgasms. Lindsey screamed, "YESS, GET INSIDE ME!!!" I flipped her over on the couch and penetrated her tight pussy. We exchanged juices that night. It went on and on.....
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing