Sex Story tee
A story used to make sexual thoughts: Example) Lindsey had the hottests ass in the city. All the guys drooled at the sight of her. She was flawless in every way. I was lucky enough to be her neighbor so I could sneak peaks of her while she was in her backyard. While at home i got a text form Lindsey. I checked my phone and saw she asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. My dick rose and inch and grew hard immediately. I took a shit, shower, and shampoo as my dad always called it. I knocked on her door. She answered in a blatantly sexual tone. I could feel my cock hard as a rock. She was wearing only a thong and bra. I grasped her warm tities and unhooked her bra. She gave me a moan of approval. She swiftly stroked my boner and i could feel it bulging out of my shorts. She slid off my pants and began to give me a handjob. This was the greatest night of my life. I stroked her nipples and bit them. She started to give me head as I felt up her cunt with my love. She roared "EUHH" as she began to have her first of many orgasms. Lindsey screamed, "YESS, GET INSIDE ME!!!" I flipped her over on the couch and penetrated her tight pussy. We exchanged juices that night. It went on and on.....
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Sex Story tshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.