Sex Story Tee
A story used to make sexual thoughts: Example) Lindsey had the hottests ass in the city. All the guys drooled at the sight of her. She was flawless in every way. I was lucky enough to be her neighbor so I could sneak peaks of her while she was in her backyard. While at home i got a text form Lindsey. I checked my phone and saw she asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. My dick rose and inch and grew hard immediately. I took a shit, shower, and shampoo as my dad always called it. I knocked on her door. She answered in a blatantly sexual tone. I could feel my cock hard as a rock. She was wearing only a thong and bra. I grasped her warm tities and unhooked her bra. She gave me a moan of approval. She swiftly stroked my boner and i could feel it bulging out of my shorts. She slid off my pants and began to give me a handjob. This was the greatest night of my life. I stroked her nipples and bit them. She started to give me head as I felt up her cunt with my love. She roared "EUHH" as she began to have her first of many orgasms. Lindsey screamed, "YESS, GET INSIDE ME!!!" I flipped her over on the couch and penetrated her tight pussy. We exchanged juices that night. It went on and on.....
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means