Opiates
The most beautiful, amazing, love-At-first-sight, heartbreaking bitch you will ever know if you come across her. She can find you in a variety of forms, such as oxycodone, codeine, and one of her most potent, heroin. She will ruin everything in your life from your relationships to your own feeling of self worth. But you have to remember that all of this is okay, as long as she finds her way back to you with her warm, comforting embrace. Still, after every high, you are left empty and incomplete, searching for her once again, and you will find her by any means necessary. The morals that once defined you are gone, because nothing can stand between you and this love. But as I said before, this is all made okay by that familiar touch. Those of you considering a little experimentation with this crazy bitch, tread lightly. She might not come at you the way you expect, she'll just feel really nice, and that's it. But as one thing leads to another, you are eventually left with a choice to be made. Once that choice is made, the life you once lived no longer exists. She is you're entire world, and a life without her is literally unbearable. She is the one true love that you will never get over, as she will find her way into every dull aspect of your life, calling you for her attention. The dance you once had with this devil now becomes a prison, in which even sweet death may never free you from.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
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