Christian Mug
A person who believes in God and that his son Jesus Christ rose from the dead to save mankind. Like in all beliefs, there are some misconceptions about Christianity. 1. We don't believe in fairy tales - Like in my Atheist definition, a fairy tale is a folklore meant to entertain children. Religion is not meant to entertain. It's a belief. Like atheism. Does that make atheism a fairy tale, too? 2. We don't hate atheists and gays - Our religion clearly states that we are called to love thy one another equally. I don't care what other people believe, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. And while our church doesn't support homosexuality, that doesn't mean we hate gays. If fact, we love them nonetheless. 3. Just because we believe in God doesn't mean we think science is bull - There are plenty of scientists who believe in God. I say I'm one of those Christians who believes that there is rationality hiding behind that divine hand. I don't go around claiming that the scientists are wrong. 4. Jesus wasn't a zombie - A zombie is a rotting flesh-eating corpse risen from the dead. If Jesus was a rotting corpse that ate flesh, he would be a zombie. Whoever says so otherwise is trying too hard to make our religion sound idiotic. 5. We don't always take the Bible seriously - I'm a Catholic. Does that mean I believe that evil was created because a snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple? No, I believe in God and Jesus. Like I said before, I also believe in science.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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