Christian Tee
A person who believes in God and that his son Jesus Christ rose from the dead to save mankind. Like in all beliefs, there are some misconceptions about Christianity. 1. We don't believe in fairy tales - Like in my Atheist definition, a fairy tale is a folklore meant to entertain children. Religion is not meant to entertain. It's a belief. Like atheism. Does that make atheism a fairy tale, too? 2. We don't hate atheists and gays - Our religion clearly states that we are called to love thy one another equally. I don't care what other people believe, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. And while our church doesn't support homosexuality, that doesn't mean we hate gays. If fact, we love them nonetheless. 3. Just because we believe in God doesn't mean we think science is bull - There are plenty of scientists who believe in God. I say I'm one of those Christians who believes that there is rationality hiding behind that divine hand. I don't go around claiming that the scientists are wrong. 4. Jesus wasn't a zombie - A zombie is a rotting flesh-eating corpse risen from the dead. If Jesus was a rotting corpse that ate flesh, he would be a zombie. Whoever says so otherwise is trying too hard to make our religion sound idiotic. 5. We don't always take the Bible seriously - I'm a Catholic. Does that mean I believe that evil was created because a snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple? No, I believe in God and Jesus. Like I said before, I also believe in science.
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Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart