Semen Roulette
Rules Of Semen Roulette: The object of the game is for one lucky person to get a female pregnant. The players will start by ejaculating into a large or medium sized bowl. One person will then mix all the semen into one pile. One person will procede to put all the mixed semen into a female's vagina. Then the players wait 9 months! Once the baby has been born, the mother will take care of the child. The players will then procede to take a DNA test to determine the father. The remaining father(S) will then laugh at the father who didnt train there sperm to swim the other way. Thus now being a father. the fathers life will then be ruined, and the remaining players will continue to keep playing to find out who's sperm are infertile. *If the mother conceives twins of two different fathers(if somehow possible), then both fathers lives will then be ruined. And the need to have a tie braker: The two players will ejaculate into a new bowl, and insert that into a (New) female's vagina. The steps will continue until they determine the father of that child. Who ever isnt the father will continue to play until a winner is determined.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
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Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
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It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
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