Alexis Mug
She's unique. You'll love her. If you're her boyfriend, and you be a dick to her, she'll bite back. She's not your average pussy girl, who whines in the corner when you make a few smart remarks. When you make silly meaningless arguments, she'll argue back. She's got the nicest eyes, and will make the most adorable faces. Don't let that fool you though. If you're a man and you don't like sniping back smart remarks, Alexis is not the girl for you. You pussy. Yeah, she can be nice too. She'll listen to you, compliment you, and will often make your day when she talks to you. She's a bit naive, but really smart. She's got the best body too. She is not perfection, she's a motherfucking goddess, even in the mornings. You can send lovey-dovey letters to her all you want, but she'll keep things real with you. I mean, who needs a disney-tale relationship when you can have someone real? If your girlfriend is Alexis, keep her, like she's the most valuable thing you've known. She is a kudelblitz (Scientific definition: Something so hot that it is beyond the hotness scale)
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Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!