Alexis Tee
She's unique. You'll love her. If you're her boyfriend, and you be a dick to her, she'll bite back. She's not your average pussy girl, who whines in the corner when you make a few smart remarks. When you make silly meaningless arguments, she'll argue back. She's got the nicest eyes, and will make the most adorable faces. Don't let that fool you though. If you're a man and you don't like sniping back smart remarks, Alexis is not the girl for you. You pussy. Yeah, she can be nice too. She'll listen to you, compliment you, and will often make your day when she talks to you. She's a bit naive, but really smart. She's got the best body too. She is not perfection, she's a motherfucking goddess, even in the mornings. You can send lovey-dovey letters to her all you want, but she'll keep things real with you. I mean, who needs a disney-tale relationship when you can have someone real? If your girlfriend is Alexis, keep her, like she's the most valuable thing you've known. She is a kudelblitz (Scientific definition: Something so hot that it is beyond the hotness scale)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart