Valvados
Yaoi Queen. There was a story of his greatness, he who would cleanse the land of dirt and grind and spread the teachings of Yaoi. He was once thought to be the Son of Yaoi-Oh!, the creator of Yaoist, the art of sexualized manga characthers. Yaoi Queen is actually the son of the God of Yaoism, Spartanus. Yaoi Queen's task is to bring the world Yaoi and let their hearts open to the possibility of become one with him, the state of mind called YaoiVana la Valisca. There the world of thought is like basking in human ejaculation and saliva. The scents of fresh fruit and honey overwhelm the mind for an eternal orgasm. Valvados, the queen fairy, the prophet of pimp, ladyboy of lust, wearing a loincloth of slick that tickles the genitalia as well as the medulla oblongata, rides a carriage dragged by men whose images invoke Inu-Yasha, Link, Iori and others will bring forth a wave of love to open the minds of evil doers everywhere. Praise be to Valvados, our yaoi queen, our prince of peniality, may the yaoi-ism be with you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
I like the mug, it’s good quality, unfortunately the customization wasn’t correct. I got the “juff” mug and instead of the definition i had a quote from one of my friends as a bit, but it just came with the definition. I’ll still give it to him because the joke still works but I am a little disappointed.
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