Upstate New York
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a tractor 3. You measure distance in hours 4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once 6. You stay in your house most of the summer because you aren't used to the heat 7. You drive at 55 mph through 10 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them 14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow 16. You know 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, cold, construction 19. Cows are just part of the scenery 22. You know that the phrase, "Goin up ta," applies to going north, south, east, or west, up or down in elevation, and pretty much any other way you can travel. 23. The smell of freshly spread cow manure doesn't bother you. 26. Halloween costumes are always designed around a snowsuit and winter boots. 31. You can name everyone you graduated with. 42. You still go home for Homecoming. 58. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name. 64. You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from. 67. When somebody says "Thats billy fucillo HUGE" you know exactly what they are talking about I don't agree with the people saying upstate starts just noth of NYC and Long Island, It is more the Finger Lakes and north regions, maybe some of the southern tier but I am pretty sure they have their own set of rules there.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

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