Tarenized Mug
A temporary state consisting of confusion, disorientation, and a low degree of mental retardation. In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator". The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren". In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren. A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level. Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves. Precautions include: - Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate. -Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level. -Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)