poop Mug
The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged. speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind. the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little. the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion. the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole. cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn) the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper. the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while. the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged. the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal. the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent the lone star- when you only have one turd. the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers. the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel. the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger. the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.