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The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged. speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind. the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little. the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion. the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole. cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn) the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper. the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while. the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged. the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal. the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent the lone star- when you only have one turd. the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers. the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel. the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger. the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.

urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo

It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
Cool
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I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
We really like our cup!!!

Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
straightforward order and delivery

Loiks great
Wanted to try these guys out to see if they delivered and how it'd go. Went great. Got two mugs within 7 days, unharmed, printed well. THANK YOU
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
Cute, simple, as advertised.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
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