poop Tee
The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged. speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind. the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little. the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion. the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole. cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn) the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper. the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while. the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged. the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal. the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent the lone star- when you only have one turd. the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers. the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel. the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger. the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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