F.A.S.T system
How to acquire, then get rid of Early Morning Booty Call (F.A.S.T. system): 1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is. 2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon) 3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe" 4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there. Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins Girls with you after that time: 0 Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1 .
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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