Nia

OVERVIEW Nia is a high-flown Narcissist, devoid of a basis for her bloated self importance, as she has lived a privileged, coddled life heretofore, and confuses superiority with early luck. SOCIAL & PROFESSIONAL By means of sexual austerity, hyperbolic attempts to feign shyness, and (paradoxically) social network self-glorification, a Nia builds a primitive mystique, thereby seducing popularity among a cult of dim witted followers. SCIENCE & NEWS A recent study indicated that Nias may actually be robots, as they have tested capabilities at generating trite ideas and exploiting pop culture as a means to appear original, however items like empathy, a comprehension of human suffering, inner substance, and a pulse tested absent. PROPONENTS A Nia's blank slate personality obliges any idealized image you wish to project, making her most appealing to shallow persons who resent strong personalities, diversity, distinct characters, and authentic principals. HABITAT & BEHAVIOR Nias claim merit for unearned titles. For example, she may call herself a Doctor, despite never even having earned an Associate's degree. Nias can be found hiding behind big words and grandiose concepts. Nias avoid genuine intimacy, humility, bright colors, vulgar discourse, Buddhism, shenanigans, and using citations when attempting to write academic-style. Her cinema doppleganger is 'Eve Harrington.' She had the manners of an ambassador and the morals of a pirate.