The Pain Train
The essence of man, the very definition of a power held only by few men. Pain Trains come in mostly one size, big enough to demand respect, not in fear but in absolute awe and recognition of the character that all men strive to become. Pain Trains, are typically funny in most situations, they can be surprisingly quick their feet as well, this also takes bystanders by surprise. Pain Trains also can be seen as mediators in the stressful situations of others. The strange magical tone on the Pains voice can calm even the most flared state of affairs. The romantic portion of a Pain Trains life is still somewhat of a mystery, one night stands are common, but a very new bit of information has been brought to our attention. The sex life of Pain Trains evidently always are always in college parking lots. The Pain Train is still a mystery, but take note, that if you are in the presence of a Pain Train, befriend him, and never throw him under the bus. The Pain Train is also a good chum to have at your side in a fight, because Pain Trains usually have a massively muscular chest and pack a powerful punch. Lastly, Pain Trains are rare, myself I have only met one, but there are more out there, find your Pain Train or be a Pain Train, but remember you must live up to the lifestyle.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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