Panties Mug
The only thing between you and gettin' some ;-) They walked to the door after getting out of the car. She beckons him inside. She wore a low-cut green dress and high heels. He can't help but eye her panties as she leans over to pet the family dog. She leads him over to the sofa, and they sit down to watch some TV. She tunes the TV to some channel he can't remember. Then she puts the remote down for awhile. They watch in silence, laughing at whatever was funny. After about thirty minutes, she turns it off, and gets up to light some candles. She turns on the stereo to a soft classical. She sits back down next to him, silently unbuttoning his shirt. He sits up and turns to her, kissing her ever so gently on the neck. He then slips his hand over to her blouse, sliding it down to reveal firm breasts with nipples growing harder by the second. As she pulls down his pants and boxers, he finishes removing the blouse, revealing white lace panties. He slips his fingers down them, gently teasing her with his fingertips. She moans with anticipation. He takes her hand and places it on his shaft. She strokes it ever so gently. Just as they are about to climax, she removes her hand and his. She tastes herself on his hand. She stands up, allowing him to lay flat on the couch. She then turns around and places her moist, pleasant-smelling vagina just above his chest, and begins to pleasure him. He does the same for her.
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Customer Reviews
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^