Panties Tee
The only thing between you and gettin' some ;-) They walked to the door after getting out of the car. She beckons him inside. She wore a low-cut green dress and high heels. He can't help but eye her panties as she leans over to pet the family dog. She leads him over to the sofa, and they sit down to watch some TV. She tunes the TV to some channel he can't remember. Then she puts the remote down for awhile. They watch in silence, laughing at whatever was funny. After about thirty minutes, she turns it off, and gets up to light some candles. She turns on the stereo to a soft classical. She sits back down next to him, silently unbuttoning his shirt. He sits up and turns to her, kissing her ever so gently on the neck. He then slips his hand over to her blouse, sliding it down to reveal firm breasts with nipples growing harder by the second. As she pulls down his pants and boxers, he finishes removing the blouse, revealing white lace panties. He slips his fingers down them, gently teasing her with his fingertips. She moans with anticipation. He takes her hand and places it on his shaft. She strokes it ever so gently. Just as they are about to climax, she removes her hand and his. She tastes herself on his hand. She stands up, allowing him to lay flat on the couch. She then turns around and places her moist, pleasant-smelling vagina just above his chest, and begins to pleasure him. He does the same for her.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨