rose pipe Mug
A glass tube that can be bought at some convienient stores and comes with a rose in them. The glass tube is used for smoking crystal meth by putting the crystals in the pipe, heating in up until it melts with a lighter, and then slowly inhailing and then letting the smoke out without holding it in like marijuana. Most users keep their pipes in colored rags, usually red, sometimes blue, because the pipes will get hot and if someone walks up on them they can hide it without burning themselves. The crystal meth will re-crystalize around the pipe and the user will 'spin' the pipe to get all of the crystal meth out. Crystal meth can also be smoked out of a lightbulb by removing the black part at the base where the lightbulb should be screwed into an outlet, then the crystal meth is dropped down into the lightbulb and is heated as with the rose pipe until it melts and smokes, and a straw is put in so the user can suck the smoke in. Crystal meth can also be smoked by taking a piece of tin foil and putting the crystals on top, lighting the bottom until in melts, and running the lighter over it a little (so the foil doesn't burn) until the crystals smoke and then sucking it up through a straw. Another way to do crystal meth is to just snort it as it is, or by crushing it up (the bottom of a lighter works good, but don't use the bottom of a lighter to crush pills because the pill will fly across the room or wherever you are)and then putting it into lines (a regular playing card works great for this)and then snorting in. Tips for this include putting the lines on a flat hard surface, especially glass or marble, and when you first do this don't do a G line (a large line, save that for later) do a more skimpy line so you can test it out first. You can also swallow it, but I've never done this, so you may want to stick to the other methods. Stay safe and don't shoot up, even if these methods above stop working, remember that crystal is an easy drug to quit because the withdrawals are psycological, and if you quit you can always wait and then start again when your body is used to NOT having it, like methadone (SEE methadone)
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I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.