rose pipe Mug
A glass tube that can be bought at some convienient stores and comes with a rose in them. The glass tube is used for smoking crystal meth by putting the crystals in the pipe, heating in up until it melts with a lighter, and then slowly inhailing and then letting the smoke out without holding it in like marijuana. Most users keep their pipes in colored rags, usually red, sometimes blue, because the pipes will get hot and if someone walks up on them they can hide it without burning themselves. The crystal meth will re-crystalize around the pipe and the user will 'spin' the pipe to get all of the crystal meth out. Crystal meth can also be smoked out of a lightbulb by removing the black part at the base where the lightbulb should be screwed into an outlet, then the crystal meth is dropped down into the lightbulb and is heated as with the rose pipe until it melts and smokes, and a straw is put in so the user can suck the smoke in. Crystal meth can also be smoked by taking a piece of tin foil and putting the crystals on top, lighting the bottom until in melts, and running the lighter over it a little (so the foil doesn't burn) until the crystals smoke and then sucking it up through a straw. Another way to do crystal meth is to just snort it as it is, or by crushing it up (the bottom of a lighter works good, but don't use the bottom of a lighter to crush pills because the pill will fly across the room or wherever you are)and then putting it into lines (a regular playing card works great for this)and then snorting in. Tips for this include putting the lines on a flat hard surface, especially glass or marble, and when you first do this don't do a G line (a large line, save that for later) do a more skimpy line so you can test it out first. You can also swallow it, but I've never done this, so you may want to stick to the other methods. Stay safe and don't shoot up, even if these methods above stop working, remember that crystal is an easy drug to quit because the withdrawals are psycological, and if you quit you can always wait and then start again when your body is used to NOT having it, like methadone (SEE methadone)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
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