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My technique(i am a female and have used this on many females and it always gets them to orgasm) start kissing her softly then turn it into a make out session but again move slowly, you are trying to build her up and get her wet. take off her shirt and lay her down. now start kissing her neck and remove her bra as you do this. suck on her nipples a little then move down towards her belly. continue kissing. remove what ever she is wearing as bottoms and then her underwear(SLOWLY be sexy get her to want it BAD!)spread her legs and start kissing the inside of her thighs now kiss the top of her pussy(not in it just yet) now lick her clit, as you do this lick the inside of her vagina and her clit and around it do this for a while hell ask her what she likes. insert one finger into the vagina while you lick her clit(she should moan a little)(if she is a virgin she might make a noise like she's in pain so ask her if she likes it) contrary to popular belief NOT ALL FEMALES WANT YOU TO SHOVE ALL YOUR FINGERS IN THERE!!!!!!! some dont even like it when you put two in there especially if she is a virgin you DO NOT want her to feel pain, just pleasure so make sure you know her limits(if she is a virgin she will be tight so it would hurt alot if you stick more than one finger in) when she starts to tremble lick her clit with a flat hard tongue she should tremble or like spasm, continue this, keep it going she will love you for it!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
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