Bear Grylls
Facts about the way bear grylls eats, travels, speaks, and his past accomplishments. Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has. Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness. Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack. Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors. Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them. Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved. Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business. Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors. Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing. Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable. There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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