Bear Grylls Mug
Facts about the way bear grylls eats, travels, speaks, and his past accomplishments. Have you ever eaten the testicals of an ant to survive?.. yeah Bear Grylls has. Hide your pets folks cause Bear Grylls may attempt to show you what parts you can eat so you may survive the wilderness. Bear grylls is so tough that a twinkey some twigs and a slightly used paperclip is all he needs in his survival pack. Bear Grylls ran out of food and ran to the local zoo.... there were no survivors. Bear Grylls new career path, Exterminator, he doesnt use any chemicals he just goes in there and eats them. Vit..Im..Ins the new way to get rid of your indigestion ... Bear Grylls approved. Bear Grylls has changed his name to Bear Gryllse. the "e" at the end of it shows he means business. Want to know who bigfoot is its Bear Grylls after a month of "survival" ......and no razors. Bear grylls dives into random frozen streams and rivers naked not to show you how to survive he does it for the thrill and to keep his balls from chafing. Bear Grylls doesnt know the definition of inedable. There was once a boy who was geneticly made to survive anything, eat anything and to have the endurance unmatched by any human being... this boy was sent to kill bear grylls this boy is now his camera crew.
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Customer Reviews
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!