Crossroads Trading Company Mug
A small chain of consignment stores mostly found in the San Francisco Bay Area but there are also stores in the Central Valley, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Orange County, Seattle, Portland and Chicago. Their marketing stitch is that you can buy secondhand designer, fashion forward clothing for less than you would pay at department stores and you could sell your lightly used, fashionable clothing for either money or a credit that goes towards their store. Crossroads is staffed by snooty, judgmental bitches with their nose in the air because they think their working at Saks Fifth Ave. or just landed a job at Vouge magazine when instead they look like idiots because they're actually working at a shitty warehouse that smells like crap. The girls at Crossroads also don't know what's actually valuable when you try to trade in your perfectly desirable clothing. For example a girl at Crossroads would rather give you a credit for a D&G dress that you spilled bleach all over and is half eaten by your dog than a nice barely worn pair of black pants from Macys but is unfortunately not a designer brand. Basically unless you want to sell your designer clothes don't even bother trying to sell anything to this lost bunch.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)