Godfather Mug
an ingenious man named know as Don Vito,but most commonly known to as Mike Bradley,earned the name by becoming one of the smartest businessmen/medical genius/and most knowledgeable men when coming to rifles and weapons of the sort.If caught in a firefight he will go down w/ honor and guns blazing(as if he'll go down,that mans a machine). Highly believes in loyalty as does don Vito. A wonderful philosophy of his is "life's a business,Run it". He believes in family and protecting his own. When provoked this machine/beast goes into a habitability state scaring off weak pray by flailing arms and screaming tribal terms such as "kajjumba" and "jamango". Most memorable thing ever done by him is convincing a Canadian to make sweet sweet(actually sour) love to a grapefruit. Owned the world of war craft market w/in days using simple logic and thinking.Future terminators and sky net of the sort must know,if you try to destroy this man,you will be fucked in any and every which way possible,that is all. Many pages of a book can be used to describe the godfather, and many can be witnessed.if he so chooses to allow your prescience while not tearing the flesh from your throat for the fun of it. You must know of this man, he is legend and will remain as soon as he makes it to 4star general.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup