coldstone creamery
probably that best option when going out for ice cream. you get exactly what you want down to what type of bowl you want it in. You usually get great service and happy people to serve you, but what happens in the back? we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do we have very deep and meaningful conversations have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot! feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim. dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it... dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it. i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read. if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face. we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for? the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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