coldstone creamery
probably that best option when going out for ice cream. you get exactly what you want down to what type of bowl you want it in. You usually get great service and happy people to serve you, but what happens in the back? we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do we have very deep and meaningful conversations have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot! feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim. dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it... dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it. i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read. if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face. we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for? the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
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