Teabagger Mug

A republican who: 1. Protests taxation WITH representation (just because you disagree with it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist) 2. Thinks colonial Americans were prophetic, just because they lived during an earlier time period 3. Falsely claims that the 2009 Teabagging Festival was "bipartisan" 4. Agrees with Joe the Plumber on most major issues 5. Agrees with Glenn Beck, but can't explain exactly what he or they stand for 6. Doesn't understand Constitutional law 7. Doesn't understand what democracy is 8. Blindly uses the words "socialism" and "communism" without knowing what the fuck they mean 9. claims not to be a republican 10. Criticizes democrats, even though their own party has been in office for the past 8 years 11. Thinks the GOP needs to be "more conservative" to get more votes 12. Will listen to every high school dropout before hearing the opinion of ONE intellectual 13. Believes that Fox News is "fair and balanced" 14. Claims to be independent, but certainly doesn't have any liberal beliefs, and listens to guest speakers from the CPAC conference 15. Is a closet anarchist/Paultard 16. Thrives on a mob mentality 17. Prides himself/herself on doing everything he/she has made fun of when Bush was in office 18. Says things like "Where's MY bailout" without understanding how the economy works 19. Like Glenn Beck, has an extremely high word-to-meaning ratio 20. Uses TONS of words from the GOPAC memos of 1990 21. Thinks Russia is still a "threat" to the U.S. 22. Thinks China is still a "threat" to the U.S. 23. Thinks Cuba is still a "threat" to the U.S. 24. Thinks Europeans hate living in Europe 25. Doesn't believe Obama's actual birth certificate is real, but has no problems with McCain's ties to the Iran-Contra Affair or the Keating Five 26. Would rather have the GOP tell them which hole they can put their own DICK into, than raise taxes on the wealthiest Americans from 36% to 39% 27. Doesn't realize that they actually benefit from the stimulus package 28. Is only teabagging because Sean Hannity told them to 29. Says they like books by Ayn Rand, but cannot correctly pronounce her name 30. Gets their information from Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Google searches, YouTube videos, partisan blogs, and Wikipedia