Teabagger
A republican who: 1. Protests taxation WITH representation (just because you disagree with it, doesn't mean it doesn't exist) 2. Thinks colonial Americans were prophetic, just because they lived during an earlier time period 3. Falsely claims that the 2009 Teabagging Festival was "bipartisan" 4. Agrees with Joe the Plumber on most major issues 5. Agrees with Glenn Beck, but can't explain exactly what he or they stand for 6. Doesn't understand Constitutional law 7. Doesn't understand what democracy is 8. Blindly uses the words "socialism" and "communism" without knowing what the fuck they mean 9. claims not to be a republican 10. Criticizes democrats, even though their own party has been in office for the past 8 years 11. Thinks the GOP needs to be "more conservative" to get more votes 12. Will listen to every high school dropout before hearing the opinion of ONE intellectual 13. Believes that Fox News is "fair and balanced" 14. Claims to be independent, but certainly doesn't have any liberal beliefs, and listens to guest speakers from the CPAC conference 15. Is a closet anarchist/Paultard 16. Thrives on a mob mentality 17. Prides himself/herself on doing everything he/she has made fun of when Bush was in office 18. Says things like "Where's MY bailout" without understanding how the economy works 19. Like Glenn Beck, has an extremely high word-to-meaning ratio 20. Uses TONS of words from the GOPAC memos of 1990 21. Thinks Russia is still a "threat" to the U.S. 22. Thinks China is still a "threat" to the U.S. 23. Thinks Cuba is still a "threat" to the U.S. 24. Thinks Europeans hate living in Europe 25. Doesn't believe Obama's actual birth certificate is real, but has no problems with McCain's ties to the Iran-Contra Affair or the Keating Five 26. Would rather have the GOP tell them which hole they can put their own DICK into, than raise taxes on the wealthiest Americans from 36% to 39% 27. Doesn't realize that they actually benefit from the stimulus package 28. Is only teabagging because Sean Hannity told them to 29. Says they like books by Ayn Rand, but cannot correctly pronounce her name 30. Gets their information from Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Google searches, YouTube videos, partisan blogs, and Wikipedia
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
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i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |