Norton Mug
A town in SE Massachusetts that no one has ever heard of and if you grew up here you never talk about it. If you live in Norton you can get drunk or high or have sex somewhere. -The town where you can get a large pizza at Jeffrey's, rent a book from the library(which actually just closed), and then check into a drug rehab clinic all in the same 100 feet. -The daily routine of any Norton citizen is to wake up, hop in your shitty car, drive through the road work in front of the high school, grab a donut at Honey Dew, hang out at Hess, and go home and get high/drunk/laid. -Home of the Norton Lancers, the second best team in Division 3 Massachusetts high school football, and girl's softball champs. -Home to car wars, which suck. -Running around a country club at night in your underwear occassionally happens. -The band "The Little Jons" got their start here. -Home of "Pride Rock", where you can get drunk and punch people. -Where you can go for a fist pump and get "Stick Shifted", where someone grabs your fist and throws it. -You can join the "Gay Straight Alliance" if you've got the balls (and want them in some dude's mouth). -You can stop by the Cigar Man Shop and grab a smoke. -There is a Fallout shelter in it's elementary school. -Where, at one point, the word "Belliard" was a code word for drinking alcohol. -Where the schools have no money for supplies, but Roche Bros. and Walgreen's look great. -You can either drop out of High School or pretend you have a future for a little while. -Home to the greatest Halo 3 and Guitar Hero players in the general area. -Where packing a lip at the superintendent's office sometimes occurs. -Where the middle school was once broken into through a big hole in the roof, just because the people thought it was a cool place to hang out in. -Where "Lincoln Log" is a sexual term. -Where old ladies sometimes get hit with flying bottles of urine. -Skaters and Bikers alike often go out of town to Skater's Edge because there isn't anywhere to skate or ride bmx. -Where emo kids are referred to as "Vampires". -Where a 6 and a half foot swedish foreign exchange student threw snowballs in a locker room once. -Where a moron once flipped a shitty orange Scion going too fast down an icey road in the winter. -Every once in a while you'll run into a pregnant girl in the High School. -Where some people get distracted by shiny objects and love circles. -The population of black people in the town is approximately 6.
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very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning