Norton Mug
A town in SE Massachusetts that no one has ever heard of and if you grew up here you never talk about it. If you live in Norton you can get drunk or high or have sex somewhere. -The town where you can get a large pizza at Jeffrey's, rent a book from the library(which actually just closed), and then check into a drug rehab clinic all in the same 100 feet. -The daily routine of any Norton citizen is to wake up, hop in your shitty car, drive through the road work in front of the high school, grab a donut at Honey Dew, hang out at Hess, and go home and get high/drunk/laid. -Home of the Norton Lancers, the second best team in Division 3 Massachusetts high school football, and girl's softball champs. -Home to car wars, which suck. -Running around a country club at night in your underwear occassionally happens. -The band "The Little Jons" got their start here. -Home of "Pride Rock", where you can get drunk and punch people. -Where you can go for a fist pump and get "Stick Shifted", where someone grabs your fist and throws it. -You can join the "Gay Straight Alliance" if you've got the balls (and want them in some dude's mouth). -You can stop by the Cigar Man Shop and grab a smoke. -There is a Fallout shelter in it's elementary school. -Where, at one point, the word "Belliard" was a code word for drinking alcohol. -Where the schools have no money for supplies, but Roche Bros. and Walgreen's look great. -You can either drop out of High School or pretend you have a future for a little while. -Home to the greatest Halo 3 and Guitar Hero players in the general area. -Where packing a lip at the superintendent's office sometimes occurs. -Where the middle school was once broken into through a big hole in the roof, just because the people thought it was a cool place to hang out in. -Where "Lincoln Log" is a sexual term. -Where old ladies sometimes get hit with flying bottles of urine. -Skaters and Bikers alike often go out of town to Skater's Edge because there isn't anywhere to skate or ride bmx. -Where emo kids are referred to as "Vampires". -Where a 6 and a half foot swedish foreign exchange student threw snowballs in a locker room once. -Where a moron once flipped a shitty orange Scion going too fast down an icey road in the winter. -Every once in a while you'll run into a pregnant girl in the High School. -Where some people get distracted by shiny objects and love circles. -The population of black people in the town is approximately 6.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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