Norton
A town in SE Massachusetts that no one has ever heard of and if you grew up here you never talk about it. If you live in Norton you can get drunk or high or have sex somewhere. -The town where you can get a large pizza at Jeffrey's, rent a book from the library(which actually just closed), and then check into a drug rehab clinic all in the same 100 feet. -The daily routine of any Norton citizen is to wake up, hop in your shitty car, drive through the road work in front of the high school, grab a donut at Honey Dew, hang out at Hess, and go home and get high/drunk/laid. -Home of the Norton Lancers, the second best team in Division 3 Massachusetts high school football, and girl's softball champs. -Home to car wars, which suck. -Running around a country club at night in your underwear occassionally happens. -The band "The Little Jons" got their start here. -Home of "Pride Rock", where you can get drunk and punch people. -Where you can go for a fist pump and get "Stick Shifted", where someone grabs your fist and throws it. -You can join the "Gay Straight Alliance" if you've got the balls (and want them in some dude's mouth). -You can stop by the Cigar Man Shop and grab a smoke. -There is a Fallout shelter in it's elementary school. -Where, at one point, the word "Belliard" was a code word for drinking alcohol. -Where the schools have no money for supplies, but Roche Bros. and Walgreen's look great. -You can either drop out of High School or pretend you have a future for a little while. -Home to the greatest Halo 3 and Guitar Hero players in the general area. -Where packing a lip at the superintendent's office sometimes occurs. -Where the middle school was once broken into through a big hole in the roof, just because the people thought it was a cool place to hang out in. -Where "Lincoln Log" is a sexual term. -Where old ladies sometimes get hit with flying bottles of urine. -Skaters and Bikers alike often go out of town to Skater's Edge because there isn't anywhere to skate or ride bmx. -Where emo kids are referred to as "Vampires". -Where a 6 and a half foot swedish foreign exchange student threw snowballs in a locker room once. -Where a moron once flipped a shitty orange Scion going too fast down an icey road in the winter. -Every once in a while you'll run into a pregnant girl in the High School. -Where some people get distracted by shiny objects and love circles. -The population of black people in the town is approximately 6.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
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i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
| M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
| L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
| XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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| S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
| M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
| L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
| XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
| 2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
| 3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |