Kaneland Mug
A school district in Illinois that has many shooting threats. It has a familiar smell of shit in the morning when you get off the bus. There is a thousand dollar water tower that is never in-use. There is also a dinosaur sculpture, that is rumoured to cost three thousand dollars or a student made it in a blow off welding class. In the near future, we are getting an electronic board that cost three million dollars from all the vending machine money. It will have the directions on how to get into the school, "GO THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR!" It has alot of various cliques, like EMOs, Preps, Emo/Preps, Cheerleaders, Poms (wanna-be cheerleaders), Jocks, Football Playas, ect. Rivals are: Geneva, Batavia, Dekalb, ect. Famous Graduates: PJ FLECK (camp at Kaneland, pro-football player); Casey Crosby (blonde haired kid that plays baseball for the Detroit Tigers); Eric (from Eric and Kathy: in the morning, 101.9); ect. Famous for: the Bus Scandal, 8 snow days per year, school shooting threats (for like three weeks), construction of the new middle school, 8th grade in high school, the food fight, the district towns (Elburn, Sugar Grove, Maple Park, Virgil, Aurora, Montgomery, Batavia), expensive parking spots, awesome security guards and cameras, lesbian bus drivers.
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation