bom
Bom is a sliver eyed hell-spawn that stalks suburban house parties in the dead of night looking to score with unsuspecting sleeping girls. His passed out victims are usually located on a couch near a window or unlocked door. Once inside he quickly drops his pants and proceeds to rub his junk on the sleeping girl's face, thus much like an animal, marking his territory and telling other rapists in the area to keep away from his unconscious poon. While raping he is known to frequently call out juvenile, nonsensical phrases such as Dank, MAW REAL, or Legit! Bom has a unique adaptation in the form of an unusually small penis that allows him to rape girls without them feeling anything and waking up. However the aforementioned phrases he screams out often alerts others in the room to his presence and causes him to have to flee the scene. While making his escape he will continuously lie about the rape several people just witnessed him commit and also make gross exaggerations about the quality of his personal hygiene. Once he is clear of the house he will retreat back to his Pizza Box Lair, a dilapidated structure assembled primarily of random debris and used pizza boxes, as well as any other garbage in the immediate area. If you see a Bom , take great care not to appear sleepy and hastily remove yourself from the area, lest you invite rape upon yourself and everyone you associate with.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.
I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.
It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.
Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!
Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!
okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny
Nice mug, great feel‼️
Perfect!
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
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